Phrases/Script

That is fartastic... I mean fantastic.

Me talking to my brother on the phone about how school is going.

The world today seems absolutely crackers

coworkers were singing this phrase from a song called I like Chinese

You're such a wideload.

Wife talking to our younger of two dogs after the dog just ate the other dog's food that was left.

A person is a person, no matter how small

Heard it while watching Horton hears a Who with my daughter.

This is the sweat of a confident man.

Heard this from a radio commercial while driving to my stepson's Tai Kwon Do practice.

Buddies

INT- A HIGH SCHOOL, BOYS LOCKER ROOM, AFTERNOON

Tim busts through the locker room doors with two of his friends Bob and Roger. As the boys go to their individual lockers, Tim smacks Bob's rear then looks at his hand in disgust.

Tim

Awww...grosss...you're such a wideload Bob! You're so sweaty.

Bob

This is the sweat of a confident man.

Bob makes a heroic pose with his hands on his hips looking up towards the ceiling. Roger attempts a strike at Bob's private section with a towel.

Roger

Good luck finding a woman with that worm

Bob starts to turn beet red scowls at Tim and Roger as they crack out laughing.

Bob

A person is a person, no matter how small! I can get a woman!

The boys continue to pick on each other as they are getting dressed for football practice. Once dressed Tim's face becomes more serious and worried.

Tim

The world today is absolutely crackers,

Roger

Why do you say that?

Tim

Apparently, starting today, a draft is going out.

Roger

Well isn't that fartastic... I mean fantastic.

Tim

Right.

The three boys leave the locker room after making a quick change in emotions, by returning to their teasing and lively attitudes, to get themselves in the mood for practicing some football.